It begins like this:
Meet Boy
and Girl.
Boy and Girl lived next to each other.
One day, Boy and Girl saw each other.
The two fell in love.
DEEP in love.
They got a little closer.
A little friendlier.
A little passionate.
So passionate, their neighbor overheard. The neighbor decided to see what the noise was about. He walked into their dwelling and saw this:
Instead of getting angry, he joined.
This friendliness continued for a while until one day, Girl had some big news. She was pregnant.
A short nine months later, Baby was born.
Baby was a huge responsiblity, but they kept steady ties. Eventually, they settled down and became a little family with an additional child named Infant. Things were going swell until Boy developed a hidden agenda.
Girl, being the sharp little octopus she is, found out quickly and confronted Boy.
Boy never liked to be told, so he regulated.
Next thing you know, the parents are fighting and Boy shows Girl who's boss in this bitch.
THE END.
Thank you for reading! :D
